Wacky Bumper Stickers
The following is a compilation of the wildest bumper stickers to ever grace a motor vehicle. If you would like to see a bumper sticker added, please contact us.
"A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my stickers."
"A sense of humor is the difference between ambition and achievement."
"A seven day honeymoon makes one weak."
"A six pack to you is just a six pack. To me its life support!"
"A synonym is a word you use if you can't spell the other one."
"A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn."
"A wise man sometimes changes his mind, a fool never does."
"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."
"A woman with a big fat ass should dump him."
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."
"A zealot's stones will break my bones, but gods will never hurt me."
"A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive!"
"Abortion doesn't make you unpregnant, it makes you the mother of a dead child!"
"Abortion: A baby can live without it!"
"Absolute zero is Cool."
"According to my best recollection, I don't remember."
"According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist."
"Actions Speak Louder than Bumperstickers."
"Adults are just kids who owe money."
"Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty."
"Air Pollution is a mist-demeaner."
"Al-Hajj: God's version of Lollapalooza."
"Alaskans For Global Warming."
"Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive."
"All generalizations are false, including this one."
"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
"All I need is some peace and quiet. If I got a piece I'd be quiet!"
"All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done."
"All I want to do is massage your back. TRUST me..."
"All men are Animals! But if you can train them, they make good pets."
"All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets"
"All men are idiots....I married their king."
"All stressed out and no one to choke."
"All that glitters has a high refractive index."
"All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand."
"All you need is a sick mind and a healthy body."
"Allah gives and forgives, Man gets and forgets."
"Allah Protect Me From Your Followers."
"Allow me to introduce my selves"
"Always be sincere. Even when you don't mean it!"
"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more!"
"Always put the important before the merely urgent."
"Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else."
"Always yield to temptation. It may never pass your way again."
"Am I supposed to be impressed?"
"Amateur Rocket Scientist: My other vehicle is in orbit."
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy."
"Ambivalent? Well yes and no...."
"An angry dragon may eat you, but an angry woman is truly dangerous."
"An Atheist Beyond Belief"
"An erection does not constitute personal growth."
"An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
"An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less."
"An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought."
"Anarchy is better than no government at all."
"And why do we trust government personnel with automatic weapons?"
"And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be ... ?"
"Annoy a liberal. Work hard and smile."
"Annoy a politician today. THINK!"
"Answer my prayer -- steal this car."
"Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object."
"Anyone who claims that God is on their side is dangerous as hell."
"Anyone who goes to see a psychiatrist, ought to have his head examined."
"Anything not nailed down is a cat toy!"
"Archaeologists are the cowboys of science."
"Are lightning rods contrary to God's will?"
"Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?"
"Are you as close to Jesus as you are to my bumper?"
"Are you happy or are you married?"
"Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?"
"Are you sure this isn't just a live-action roleplaying game?"
"Aren't you glad your mother was Pro-Life?"
"Arsonists of the world, ignite!"
"Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
"Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity."
"As a former fetus I oppose abortion."
"As a matter of fact, I do own the road."
"As Above So Below."
"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools."
"Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit."
"Ask Me About My Eternal Torment."
"Ask Me About My Previous Lives."
"Ask me about my vow of silence."
"Ask me if I care!"
"Ass, Grass or Gas nobody rides for free!"
"Assassination is an extreme form of censorship."
"Assassins do it from behind!"
"At Exxon, we help Jesus walk on water."
"Atheism cures Religious terrorism."
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."
"Atheism is myth-understood."
"Atheism- There's no substitute for being right."
"Attitudes are the real disability."
"Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas, Taking the dog. -Dorothy."
"Avenge Yourself - Be a problem to your children."
"Avoid life. It'll kill you in the end."
"Axe me about Ebonics."
Total Bumper Stickers: 98
All Bumper Stickers in Database: 2093
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