Wacky Bumper Stickers
The following is a compilation of the wildest bumper stickers to ever grace a motor vehicle. If you would like to see a bumper sticker added, please contact us.
"Face it, girl, Prince Charming isn't coming. He's living with Mr. Right."
"Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software."
"Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality."
"Faith is a powerful thing. It often shuts off the rational mind"
"Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain"
"Fast during Ramadan; not while you're driving."
"Fat people are harder to kidnap."
"Feed the Homeless to the Hungry!"
"Feminism Is The Radical Idea That Women Are People."
"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs."
"Fight crime, shoot back!"
"Fight organized crime. Abolish the IRS."
"Fighting for Peace is like f*cking for virginity"
"Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15."
"Finish your beer. There are sober people in China."
"Firefighters are always in heat."
"First Hilary, then Jennifer - now us."
"First they burn books, and then they burn people"
"Fishing is not a matter of life or death—it's more important than that."
"Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park."
"Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped."
"Flying saucers are real. It's the Air Force that doesn't exist!"
"Follow your dreams, not me."
"For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."
"For some reason Jesus doesn't like M&M's."
"Forbidden Fruits create many Jams!"
"Forget About World Peace. Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!"
"Forget Love - I want to fall in Chocolate"
"Forget the Flag. Burn a Politician."
"Forget the Jonesses, I keep up with the Simpsons."
"Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal."
"Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads."
"FREE TIBET! (with the purchase of a 44 oz. drink)."
"Freedom is the distance between Church and State."
"Friends don't let friends boot OS/2."
"Friends don't let friends drive imports."
"Friends don't let Friends drive Naked."
"Friends don't let friends eat pork."
"Friends don't let friends line dance."
"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."
"Friends let you hide at their place. Real friends let you hide bodies."
"Fundamentalism means never having to open your mind"
"Fundamentalism stops a thinking mind"
Total Bumper Stickers: 44
All Bumper Stickers in Database: 2093
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