Pointless Babble: A Politician's Tale

June 30 at 9:00 PM

Photo by Dominik Golenia (Flickr.com)

Troubled by the influx of gang violence and polarized demographics, a local politician decided that the term "whipped cream" was no longer politically solvent. So he dialed up each of the manufacturers and demanded that they change the name to "mistreated cream." Unfortunately for him, the manufacturers operated much like a cartel and had the politician shot for the preposterous idea. To commemorate his stellar service to the community, his successor finally persuaded the manufacturers to change "whipped cream" to "anguish cream."

And they lived happily ever after.