When in Doubt
Seriously Warped Solutions by S.E. Gordon
This is a smattering of nonsense I started on Facebook just for fun. Forget you ever saw it.
- When in doubt, tear it all to pieces and start over.
- When in doubt, dive into a mountain of chocolate bliss.
- When in doubt, drop the kids off at the pool.
- When in doubt, add ice cream.
- When in doubt, buy the whole lot.
- When in doubt, hide the body.
- When in doubt, reply to yourself.
- When in doubt, reload.
- When in doubt, sleep on it.
- When in doubt, douse it in chocolate and dive in.
- When in doubt, doubt that you doubt.
- When in doubt, blame it on the inlaws.
- When in doubt, deny that you are in denial.
- When in doubt, add 20%.
- When in doubt, scream your head off.
- When in doubt, devour a box of chocolate chip cookies.
- When in doubt, make it look like an accident.
- When in doubt, claim ignorance.
- When in doubt, go back to bed.
- When in doubt, slap yourself.
- When in doubt, use soap.
- When in doubt, pump a few more rounds into it.
- When in doubt, choose the firing squad.
- When in doubt, push the red button.
- When in doubt, plead insanity.
- When in doubt, blame it on the dog.
- When in doubt, slow down.
- When in doubt, give him the death penalty.
- When in doubt, just give her your entire wallet.
- When in doubt, exhume the body.
- When in doubt, add salt.
- When in doubt, let it all hang out.
- When in doubt, make a mad dash for the bathroom.
- When in doubt, have your 2-year old son put it back together.
- When in doubt, send out a group hug.
