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Home > When in Doubt

When in Doubt

Serially Warped Solutions

Confusted Cat Photo by Umberto Salvagnin

This smattering of nonsense started on Facebook just for fun. Forget you ever saw it.

  • When in doubt, throw it out and start over
  • When in doubt, write about it
  • When in doubt, wait 5 minutes and then try again.
  • When in doubt, tear it all to pieces and start over.
  • When in doubt, dive into a mountain of chocolate bliss.
  • When in doubt, drop the kids off at the pool.
  • When in doubt, add ice cream.
  • When in doubt, buy the whole lot.
  • When in doubt, hide the body.
  • When in doubt, reply to yourself.
  • When in doubt, reload.
  • When in doubt, sleep on it.
  • When in doubt, douse it in chocolate and dive in.
  • When in doubt, doubt that you doubt.
  • When in doubt, blame it on the inlaws.
  • When in doubt, deny that you are in denial.
  • When in doubt, add 20%.
  • When in doubt, scream your head off.
  • When in doubt, devour a box of chocolate chip cookies.
  • When in doubt, make it look like an accident.
  • When in doubt, claim ignorance.
  • When in doubt, go back to bed.
  • When in doubt, slap yourself.
  • When in doubt, use soap.
  • When in doubt, pump a few more rounds into it.
  • When in doubt, choose the firing squad.
  • When in doubt, push the red button.
  • When in doubt, plead insanity.
  • When in doubt, blame it on the dog.
  • When in doubt, slow down.
  • When in doubt, give him the death penalty.
  • When in doubt, just give her your entire wallet.
  • When in doubt, exhume the body.
  • When in doubt, add salt.
  • When in doubt, let it all hang out.
  • When in doubt, make a mad dash for the bathroom.
  • When in doubt, whip out the Viagra.
  • When in doubt, have your 2-year old son put it back together.
  • When in doubt, send out a group hug.